A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
Unlike other fountains, this one has a dragon perched on top of it with water (possibly drool) flowing from it's fanged maw instead of the typical fire breath.
Forget the typical jerky and take a snarling bite into a meat stick with an exotic flavor like Werewolf, Mermaid, Unicorn, Dragon, Gremlin, and so much more.
Standing over 7 feet tall, this double-take-inducing silhouette of the mighty Sasquatch can be placed anywhere you wish to generate panicked sightings.
This 9 ft tall animatronic flying demon from an infernal underworld has an equally massive 12.5 ft wide wingspan and adjustable arms to strike a sinister pose.
These two JONES Sodas are exactly the same flavor, but Werewolf Piss is way better during a Full Moon and Orange Chocolate is more festive during the holidays.
Grab your cowboy hat, climb on the back of the bull, and then try to stay on for 8 seconds while others shake, push, and pull the ring trying to buck you off.
