Handmade from reclaimed redwood beams in San Francisco that are cut, sanded and varnished into handsomely quirky formal neckware.
This 100% cotton apron is covered in fake, yet very realistic, blood stains that will never wash out.
It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it... More
This life of the party assured bow tie is crafted from shiny and reflective 'Disconium' fabric seemingly taken straight off a disco ball.
Compact and noiseless device neutralizes and eliminates odors in a closet or small room quickly and naturally using advanced plasma breeze technology!
Who could have known that when left alone near a campfire, these cute little sweet puffs like to spear the weakest marshmallow in the bag with a stick and roast... More
A regular flask is way too obvious, but who would ever suspect that you're concealing your favorite booze in your soft cozy mittens?
Waxed amaryllis flower bulbs are perfect for growing giant red blooms around the holidays because they require absolutely no care or water whatsoever. However,... More
This unique necktie from Japan has a built-in internal cooling fan hidden away in the knot that activates and appears when you tug the tie downwards and connect... More
Keep your denim shirt, denim jeans, and denim jacket clean when cooking or grilling when you slip on this cool new yet broken-in Washed Denim Apron.
Stylish silk tie patterned with the ultimate in symbols of power, the actual universal power symbol for electronics and computers!
These luxurious 100% Titanium collar stays are non-magnetic, stiffer than stainless steel, TSA- and iron-friendly, and they also have secret integrated tools... More
Perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties,... More
A space-saving / covert closet organizer that slips over a standard hanger allowing one to store various accessories like gloves, scarves, hats, and more, all... More
This festive Christmas sweatshirt sends a stern warning to all the super naughty ones out there on the verge of getting coal or worse in their stocking from... More
If you put ranch dressing on everything, including putting ranch on ranch, then put it on yourself too with this cool new Hidden Valley Ranch T-Shirt.
Unlike unmanly patterned silk and goofy striped fabric ties, this no-nonsense necktie is made from actual reclaimed redwood beams, that are cut, sanded and varnished,... More
This SWAT vest / grilling apron has an authentic modular MOLLE system of webbing, loops, pouches, and clips for holding and attaching various BBQ utensils, condiments,... More
If you're a gritty gunslinger by day and a dashing, debonair gentleman by night, subtly add some firepower flair to your attire when you don these cool new cufflinks... More
This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
