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You never know when a lethal ninja could suddenly appear to slice you up, like at dinner, so always be prepared for battle when you eat with these cool new NunChops... Continue Reading
This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.
You know what's better than sipping hot black tea? Sipping hot black tea and connecting with the spiritual world to foretell your fate through the ancient Chinese... Continue Reading
Normally I would use a full-sized ox horn to down my poison before charging into a savage warrior battle, but when it's time for a little moderation, it's best... Continue Reading
Nothing could be more fitting for a bust or terrifying to behold than the severed head of Greek mythology's most venomously evil creature, Medusa!
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... Continue Reading
Just fill this mysterious and monolithic head up with whole peppercorns and push the nose for a sneeze-free dash of pepper. Mystery solved.
Wok with an innovative cupped edge that allows the ingredients to easily be turned over with a simple movement of the spatula - no need to lift the pan!
This ancient, undead pyramid dweller has escaped an Egyptian tomb and is now looking to spend the afterlife sitting, standing, or just lying around your place!
Make and experience pure, decadent chocolate the way ancient Mayans and Aztecs used to create it 3000 years ago!
Chopsticks are fun to wield around when eating Asian food, Samurai swords are fun to unleash when charging into a fearsome ancient battle and Samurai Sword Chopsticks... Continue Reading
This massive, six-foot-tall Egyptian serpent has uncoiled and risen up as if prepared to strike and is crowned with a glowing stained glass orb that holds a... Continue Reading
Do you dare disturb these undead feline pyramid pets and risk the curse?
This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!
This crazy, Middle-Earth inspired garden sculpture is sculpted 360 degrees, crafted of durable, weather-resistant resin and then painstakingly hand-painted.
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... Continue Reading
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... Continue Reading
Naturally cooling terracotta water carafe is a stylish fusion of ancient technology and modern design!
