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🧻 Bathroom
Ladies, when you gotta go, simply whip out this disposable, waxed cardboard urine redirection device that allows us to discretely pee standing up.
Now you too can now enjoy your eggnog just like Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie did with these high quality glass Moose Mug replicas!
This is the ultimate in personal illumination, 20,000,000 candlepower strong!
This spooky motion-activated, animated statue of Frankenstein's monster can move his arms, twist his hips, and play music from a built-in internal speaker.
🗽 Statues
Nathan Sawaya, a professional LEGO artist, just spent 3 months constructing a 10,000 piece life-sized replica of Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite out of gray LEGOs!
🪴 Plants
A freestanding vertical planter that lets you take your flower garden to new heights and save space as well.
These huge decorative outdoor ornaments look fun and festive during the day, but create a spectacular display of everchanging fiber-optic illumination at night.
❤️ Valentine
These premium long-stemmed Columbian roses can be embossed with any 40 character message of your choosing right onto the petals.
🍺 Alcohol
This exotic, rare bottle of whiskey holds a real Cobra snake with a real scorpion in its mouth that are forever infusing their unique flavors into the mix.
This device has six power outlets and a speaker to inexpensively synchronize your outdoor holiday lights to match the rhythm and music of 20 Christmas carols!
🎈 Balloons
These ingenious inflatable Missile Balloons were designed for an outdoor advertisement which won the Grand Prix award at the Cannes Lions 2004 Awards.
This dark 12 foot spider web is woven from black gauze and comes with two giant 19 inch red-jeweled eyed spiders.
🪓 Survival
This mega cache of zombie apocalypse survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang, and 1 axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case.
🦌 Animals
The Ashera is like a mini-Leopard, spots and all, but it's really a cool blend between an African Serval and the Asian Leopard Cat bred with a domestic cat.
🔊 Speakers
Wireless, illuminated speakers that install as easily as screwing in a light bulb!
