Dr. Squatch Glow-in-the-Dark Soap
Here's something you never thought you needed or ever expected to exist. This cool new Dr. Squatch Glow-in-the-Dark Soap - Midnight Currant is a limited-edition natural bar of soap, also called a "bricc" by Dr. Squatch (possibly a sasquatch, but not a real doctor), that glows in the dark after 10 minutes of light exposure.
Beyond the mesmerizing, ethereal glow, it's made using a traditional cold process with nourishing natural ingredients like Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, and Kaolin Clay, plus it has a bold deep-sea scent of black currant, blackberry, sea salt, and rugged driftwood. While the soap is 98-100% natural in origin, dermatologist-tested, and formulated without parabens, sulfates, phthalates, or silicones, it's still meant for occasional novelty use only and not intended for everyday use. The box also states to keep it away from your face and eyes. So I guess you could use it... maybe? I wouldn't.
Anyways, it's perfect for very limited emergency illumination during power outages, rave parties in the shower (the more the merrier in there, I suppose), a decorative bathroom shelf curio that is way more exciting in the evening, a temporary bathroom nightlight, giving as a thoughtful gift to an eccentric, hard-to-buy-for soap lover who has everything, or just using as regular soap... occasionally... possibly. I'm confused. 🧼🤷♂️
