Newspaper Scented Candle - Notes of Paper Fiber and Dried Ink
Tired of doomscrolling online through an endless barrage of horrendous bad news, dread-inducing breaking news alerts, misleading headlines, misleading articles, completely made-up stories, unexpected shocking graphic posts, utterly biased journalism, undisclosed sponsored content, addictive social media brain rot, fake news, and opinions and reactions from influencers with the lowest IQs and the loudest voices? Remember when the news wasn't 24/7? It was just something you read in a non-retina-searing printed newspaper written, edited, and published by professionals, usually with high ethical and journalistic standards, while having your morning coffee. Well, take a nostalgic mental trip back to a simpler time when you light this cool new yet quite retro-inspired Sunday Newspaper Scented Candle from the DIO Candle Company.
This unique scented candle has aromatic notes of freshly printed newspaper and dried ink that are sure to evoke comforting, fuzzy memories of leisurely flipping through a thick Sunday newspaper while enjoying breakfast. Each candle is handmade in Denver, Colorado with vegan soy wax, clean-burning cotton wicks, and premium fragrance oils. It's the perfect candle for journalists, investigative reporters, editors, editors-in-chief, out-of-work paperboys, exhausted news junkies, or just anyone who would love to skip their phones into a lake and subscribe to actual newspapers again... well, until they realize how much they now cost, how thin they've become, or that they no longer even exist in your area. 📰🕯️
