This handmade kinetic sculpture is a stunning mechanical curiosity that taps its fingers on the wooden base as the crank wheel on the side is slowly turned.
If you've always wanted to walk on water, you won't need a miracle anymore!
Add a whimsical, decorative touch to your living room, animation studio, castle, or theme park office with this double-take-inducing, sculptural coffee table.
This utterly gigantic inflatable pink flamingo will tower nearly 11 feet tall over your swimming pool (way funnier at the beach) while stretching out over 12... More
Standing 3 feet tall and weighing in at 7 pounds with over 2 pounds of internal peppercorns, this monstrous hardwood pepper grinder is sure to be the focal point... More
This massive lifesize statue of a fearsome and majestic lion has a large illuminated ring around its neck to light up the darkness... and scare off any intruders... More
Love wine and cigars? Then store them at the perfect temperature and humidity levels with this cool new Aficionado's Cigar Humidor And Wine Refrigerator.
The Ashera is like a mini-Leopard, spots and all, but it's really a cool blend between an African Serval and the Asian Leopard Cat bred with a domestic cat.
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
Unlike traditional grills, after only three minutes of pre-heating the dual overhead infrared burners of this unique grill, it reaches extreme temperatures of... More
This colossal gummy bear weighs 26 pounds, stands 17 inches tall, has 32,000 calories and includes a 34 fluid oz tummy bowl for serving up punches, candies,... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer critter lurking in your booze!
The ultimate NERF weapon in any proper NERF arsenal. Its fully motorized Advanced Acceleration System unleashes up to 8 high impact NERF rounds per second with... More
This luxurious high seas inspired mini bar is modeled after a 1920s industrial iron sphere that has been reimagined into a giant mirrored porthole that can hold... More
This realistic lifesize reproduction of King Tut's ornate sarcophagus stands over 6 feet tall and opens up to reveal 14 storage shelves to place all your tomb-raided... More
These futuristic jumping stilts are the latest innovation that combines the best of pogo sticks and stilts, giving you the ability to jump 8-10 feet into the... More
A gigantic 10 lb porcelain coffee cup that holds 20 regular cups of coffee - 19 more than most would need. Try to avoid spilling all over yourself.
Sleek, modern coffee table with a built-in mini fridge, Bluetooth speakers, ambient LED lighting, power outlets, storage drawers, and a tempered glass tabletop.
If you love to give extraordinary gifts, such as a new car, here's a massive 4 foot wide red velvet bow to place on it.
A life-sized prop replica of the famous three foot tall focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm / class 5 full roaming vapor / disgusting blob from the 1984... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously... More
The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously... More
