Light up the night and stay extra visible with this Blade Runner style umbrella with a 7 color LED illuminated shaft and a built-in flashlight in the handle.
Shaped like real stones, these bright neon chew toys float after being skipped across the water for your dog to swim out, fetch, and return... ad infinitum.
This spooky stack of decorative jack-o-lanterns is made from polyresin rather than real gourds and illuminates the carved faces from within via battery power.
After working hard with your hands, wash away all that stubborn grime and grit with this rugged, badass soap that smells like gasoline, motor oil, and exhaust.
You know you'll be enjoying coffee in the morning and wine in the evening, so why dirty extra dishes when you can just use this 2-in-1 drinking vessel instead.
