Giant Gummy Snake

Forget those cute little innocent gummy worms, because now you can sink your fangs into a cool new Giant Gummy Snake. This 2,280 calorie slitheringly sweet serpent is over 2.5 feet long and weighs in at a hefty 1.67 pounds. It's handmade in the USA and features realistically textured eyes and scales, and comes in a variety of non-poisonous flavors despite its two-tone colors. Now they just need to come up with a giant gummy rattlesnake with Pop Rocks in the tip of its tail.