Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

August 26, 2009

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A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt! Sure an ordinary pirate octopus with eight tentacles could swab the deck like no other, but this one is the captain. He's armed with knives, hooks and ink and unlike human pirates, will never need a goofy peg leg, because it can simply regenerate one. This fearsome octopod is probably the only pirate truly capable of defeating the Kraken and sending it down Davy Jones's Locker. Argh! Glub... Glub... Glub...

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