The Green Head Logo
SEARCH

Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt

When you buy through links on this site, I may earn a commission.

A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt! Sure an ordinary pirate octopus with eight tentacles could swab the deck like no other, but this one is the captain. He's armed with knives, hooks and ink and unlike human pirates, will never need a goofy peg leg, because it can simply regenerate one. This fearsome octopod is probably the only pirate truly capable of defeating the Kraken and sending it down Davy Jones's Locker. Argh! Glub... Glub... Glub...

Latest Cool New Stuff

Related Stuff: Shirts

Behave Christmas Sweatshirt
This festive Christmas sweatshirt sends a stern warning to all the super naughty ones out there on the verge of getting coal or worse in their stocking from... Read On
Eagle Fang Karate T-Shirt
When Miyagi-Do Karate just isn't do-ing it and Cobra Kai has gone way too wild, there's only one true karate dojo to join and that's ... *SPOILERS* Eagle Fang... Read On
Ninja! Heads Will Roll! T-Shirt
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... Read On
Medieval Chainmail Armor T-Shirt
A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!
Funny T-Shirt - Emperor's Club VIP Client #9
All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!
Keg Line Polo Shirt
A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg... Read On
Father's Day Polo Shirt Cake
Celebrate Father's Day this year by surprising him with a cake, his favorite shirt, and a few extra pounds on his dad bod with this polo shirt cake.
Beer Hoodie - Sweatshirt With Beer Pouch
When the weather gets cool and crisp and you'll be standing around drinking beers in it, the cool new Beer Hoodie is the solution.

Related Stuff: Apparel

Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
Little vampire bat-shaped clips that hang upside down when not in use and upright when hanging wet/blood-soaked clothes from a clothes line or just anything... Read On
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
Transform your boring old human feet into fun and furry cat or dog paws depending on your preferred pet preference.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
These darts aren't ordinary darts, they're sturdy stainless steel darts tipped with screws that double as a coat hooks.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
When you're dressed up in your most dashing and suave best, these real working vintage lighter cufflinks are sure to add the final spark to your formal attire.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
Does your furry feline friend need the purrfect spot to store Cat Hats, Kitty Wigs, or even Cat Bonnets?
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
These cool new USB Cufflinks hide a 2GB flash drive and a portable high-speed WiFi hotspot right in plain site.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.
Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt
This uniquely fashionable arrow-tipped bow tie is hand-cast from wearable lightweight concrete and features a paper twine-wrapped center and an adjustable fabric... Read On
BACK
Find ItFIND IT
RandomRANDOM
NEXT