A perfectly balanced pen with built-in tools like a knife, scissors, light, screwdriver, nail file, and pressurized ink that allows it to write upside down.
This innovative LED lantern doesn't use batteries, it uses nothing more than salt and water to provide up to 2,000 lux illumination for up to 80 hours.
A pirate is cool, an octopus is cool and if you combine them, you get the even cooler and much more deadly Pirate Captain Octopus T-Shirt!
If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.