Cabinet Soft Close Hinge Adapters

I really hate it when people slam kitchen cabinet doors. The obnoxious noise is unnervingly unsettling to the soul. I always have to check my chest, just to make sure I haven't been shot! If you can't take this eardrum shattering annoyance any longer, you need to install these cool new Cabinet Soft Close Hinge Adapters to produce a silent, cushion soft closing action for the door.