Banana Leaf Patio Umbrella Tree

Why do we even bother to attempt to create a better patio umbrella, since nature always does it better. When it's windy, plants and trees stand strong (usually), when it's raining they shelter us (lightning not figured in) and when I'm drinking a cocktail outside, they make it seem much more tropical and peaceful. Regular patio umbrellas hardly compare when you think about it, which is why I want the best of both worlds, the Banana Leaf Patio Umbrella Tree. This umbrella simply redefines cool as far as outdoor patio umbrellas go, but unfortunately doesn't come with any bananas or a monkey friend.