A completely self-powered (handcrank or solar) digital AM/FM/SW/NOAA S.A.M.E. weather radio with a built-in flashlight, siren and an indispensable USB cell phone... More
Overcome with stress, frustration, aggravation, anxiety, boredom, or you accidentally watched or read the news? Then you're gonna need this Giant Stress Ball.
No, they're not cute. They're assholes - all of them.