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Freezes ordinary water into monstrous undead zombie hands scary enough to cause regular ice cubes to melt themselves.
The type of rug that you would place underneath a sofa to be discovered one day by a perplexed mover, at the top or bottom of your real stairs to cause total... Read More
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... Read More
This fun puzzle lock seals up a great bottle of fine wine with your own 5 letter code (12 million combinations possible), but giving hints to its solution is... Read More
Need another reason to take funny pictures of your cat for the Internet? Have a death wish to be mauled by a humorless housecat? Then carefully slip these cool... Read More
Whether you're out camping, covering trees, surviving a power outage, or just using the bathroom at night, this handy roll of illuminated TP will light the way.
This miniature puffy coat wraps up a standard wine bottle in comfort and features a zippered closure and a faux fur hood.
The perfect evil drinking vessel for all the left-handers out there who just want to watch the right-handed world burn... or at least dribble coffee all over... Read More
This fun kit includes everything you need to bake up tasty sweater-shaped cookies that can be adorned with as much garish edible holiday flair as you can cram... Read More
Sometimes it's best to just hide things in plain sight.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... Read More
When you think about it, a lonely potted plant looks like it's just sitting there all day contemplating its existence. This becomes even more apparent, when... Read More
At your next Halloween party or just while trying to make the best of a zombie apocalypse, serve up tasty appetizers with these undead Zombie Food Party Picks.
If sipping a martini like a human being proves to be too difficult, you're a clumsy party mingler, or have gone one too many sheets to the wind, then you may... Read More
This full deck of massive playing cards are 10x the size of the standard ones. This changes everything...
This hilarious Grade A wrapping paper set includes two sheets of steak paper, one sheet of cutting board paper, one sheet of butcher paper, twine, a meat tray,... Read More
What happens to cute little gingerbread men when they get bitten into by a zombie? They turn into zombies too of course.
Basically a clever breakfast cereal box jam-packed full (2+ lbs) of tasty little gummy bears.
If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.
