This powerful LED lantern provides 14 days of continuous light on four D batteries and will outlast a midnight hike through the woods, a week long camping trip... More
May or may not unlock any medieval dungeons, drawbridges or chastity belts, but it's hefty brass forging will definitely open a bottle of your favorite brew... More
Seven piece wrench set fuses traditional open-ended combination wrenches with ratcheting box ends for quickly and easily turning nuts and bolts without ever... More
T-shirts from tourist trap chain restaurants are unending and everywhere, so instead of trying to collect them all on every trip you take, just wear this default... More
The baddest, meanest utility/wrecking bar ever made combining a Demolition Hammer, Nail Puller, Tile Ripper, Board Straightener, Demolition Axe, a Wrench, a... More
Officially licensed Star Wars bathrobes made by Droids somewhere out in the Outer Rim Territories from luxuriously soft terrycloth and feature an embroidered... More
Crack open a few cold ones in style when you use this flat profile, stainless steel bottle opener!
These elegant bottle openers from a more civilized age feature tough, stainless steel tips, sculpted resin lightsaber hilts and are handy for prying off Droid... More
Flipping burgers on the grill has never been more exciting than when you heroically lunge in with this spatula forged onto a metal sword-styled hilt! Adventure... More
It's the perfect apron to wear when helping your Aunt Beru in the kitchen or while BBQing a delicious Ewok!
Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!
If you need a walking stick and an umbrella, why not just simplify with the cool new all-in-one Walking Stick Umbrella. It just needs a sword hidden in the shaft... More
When you let someone borrow this unique metal bottle opener, you can guarantee you'll get it back because it features a built-in retractable reel that securely... More
Everything you need to easily grow the prime ingredients for brewing your own fresh beer: hops, barley, and wheat!
This shirt isn't so much funny as it is deep and ponderous. All the pie chart is missing is the fruit. Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka Woka ...
Hefty, stainless steel crowbar not only pries off bottle caps with ease, it's perfect for removing nails, breaking and entering, tackling small demolition jobs... More
If a railroad spike is able to hold down a train track, it's definitely strong enough to hang your hat on, like these cool new wall hooks!
Now you can easily and safely create patterns on your lawn just like the professionals do at major league ballparks and golf courses!
Rugged leather holster conveniently holds a 12 oz. can or bottle of beer! Anyone for a game of Quick Draw Beer Chugging?
Stylish cotton dress shirt features a strategically placed built-in microfiber cleaning cloth either on the cuff or the shirttail for wiping down glasses, touchscreen... More
The mysterious island from the television show LOST must have thrown us all into some alternative flash-sideways timeline where the show has now been renamed... More
It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it... More
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... More