In Greek Mythology, King Sisyphus was sentenced by Zeus to forever roll toilet paper rolls up a tilted shelf in your bathroom for all of eternity, which may... More
Heavyweight, six foot tall replica of the infamous Moai stone monoliths of Easter Island!
This conversation starting Italian sofa is comprised of a gigantic, oversized poppy seed hot dog bun that holds a massive weiner lumbar pillow (with a long squirt... More
Yep, now you can actually be a tasty packet of Taco Bell Verde Sauce, Hot Sauce, Fire Sauce, or Diablo Sauce when you slip on this one size fits all tunic.
This super limited edition can of Pumpkin Spice SPAM has hints of cinnamon, clove, allspice, and nutmeg (still no pumpkin in pumpkin spice) and pairs perfectly... More
If you love dinking wine while surviving through the holidays then check out this cool new Holiday Wreath Cork Catcher.
Protect your wine and keep it from spilling when you slip one of these cool new Wine Condoms over the end of the bottle.
Now you can finally enjoy fresh underarms that are delightfully scented with notes of pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves AKA Pumpkin Spice!
Salt and pepper have always made a royal pairing amongst the seasonings and now they can rule over your dining table inside these cool new King and Queen Chess... More
Wish your home, garage, man cave, or used car dealership office could smell more like the inside of a brand new sports car with Italian leather seats?
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what... More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
This cool new BottleTie is not only a handy corkscrew for yanking corks out with ease, it also doubles as a stylish necktie around the bottle's neck until it's... More
This realistic looking mortar launcher fires 60mm caliber soft foam shell projectiles into the air at a range of around 20+ feet away.
At first glance, these floral stems may look like dried seed pods, but a closer look reveals them to be creepy little skulls that look to have been screaming... More
These replica legs of the Wicked Witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz come complete with the striped stockings and the ruby slippers and are perfect for leaning... More
This terrifying bust of a Terror Dog from Ghostbusters is molded directly from the screen-used puppet, has eerie glowing red eyes, and includes two sets of horns... More
This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips,... More
A gigantic inflatable Thanksgiving turkey Halloween costume that includes a festive Santa hat so you can cause total mass confusion at your next holiday party,... More
This terrifying hand knit face restraint is actually much cozier to wear than the one Dr Lecter was forced to don in the movie Silence of the Lambs and is also... More
When you see a spooky scarecrow that's not in the cornfield, is sitting on a chair on a front porch, and is looking down like it's sleeping, then you might want... More
