The perfect blades for any modern kitchen warrior.
Whimsical side table handcrafted from recycled metal depicts a courteous kangaroo holding up a tray for you to set down drinks (Foster's) and a handy front storage... More
If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.
This creepy, wall-mountable bottle opener replicates the bloody fangs of a thirsty vampire, possibly Dracula, out of heavy-duty cast iron. Just insert a bottle,... More
Do you know why Mystery Boxes are cool? Because until you open one, everything inside could be absolutely incredible or not or both... it's a total mystery until... More
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
A handmade ceramic nut bowl that looks appropriately like a massive peanut shell.
When you think about it, a lonely potted plant looks like it's just sitting there all day contemplating its existence. This becomes even more apparent, when... More
Too lazy to shoot a crumpled up wad of paper into the recycle bin? Need to send a message across the office? Have a crazy rabid raccoon rampaging through the... More
These fun, authentic-looking torches can be hung on the wall like in a dungeon, castle, or tomb and detached when it's time to go out and explore the darkness,... More
When a member of the wandering undead, a monstrous creature, a notorious flower-loving feline, or anyone else happens to walk by this faux carved stone vase... More
The more interesting way to illuminate your mad scientist laboratory.
Where better to lay to rest your finest bottle of wine while it ages deep down in the darkest depths of your cellar than in this cool new Coffin Wine Bottle... More
Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie, peanut butter and jelly, buffalo wings, bacon, and sweet corn.
Ever wonder what happens to those Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men when they finally drop dead in some used car lot or near a strip mall? They return... More
These unique brown grocery bags are basically coated like a giant Scratch 'N Sniff sticker with micro-encapsulated catnip scent bubbles that burst when rubbed,... More
We eat fish, cows, chickens, plants (that are still alive!), bacteria, and just about everything else in our way, so why does the utterly annoying insect get... More
This wine bottle holder depicts a boozy vampire sucking down on your favorite bottle of vino or any other spirit in a standard 750ml bottle.
These ingenious chopsticks are hollow inside with straw-like openings at one end and little filtering holes at the pointy end to suck up the tasty broth in a... More
Unlike a real mule in your living room, when you prop your feet up on this adorable little jackass footstool, it won't kick you or obnoxiously hee-haw while... More
