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Fully Edible Manchurian Scorpions... Pinchers, Stinger, and All!
Six 100% edible, dried-out Chinese Golden scorpions that can be safely consumed whole from their pinchers all the way down to their stinger tail.
Earthbound Fire Pit
Watch the world burn with this stunning handcrafted fire pit globe depicting the continents of planet Earth engulfed in apocalyptic flames when lit from within.
HyperWhistle - The World's Loudest Whistle (142 dB / 2+ Mile Range)
This is the world's loudest whistle with a radial tri-frequency design that emits a super loud, high-pitched peep that reaches up to 142 dB with a 2-mile range.
Pro Trucker's Friend - Hardcore All-Purpose Multi-Tool
This hardcore all-purpose multi-tool lets you chop, pry, pull, pound, or destroy just about anything into total submission.
Realistic Faux Wooden Window Boards - Protect Your Home From Zombies!
This Halloween, protect your haunted home from zombies by boarding up the windows with these realistic-looking faux wooden window boards.
Godzilla LED-Illuminated Atomic Breath Humidifier
A terrifying ultrasonic humidifier disguised as Godzilla that unleashes devastating bursts of blue atomic breath / LED-illuminated cool mist from its mouth.
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Apocalypse Edition
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
Wide Load Toilet Paper - 1 Roll Equals 20 Regular Rolls
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
Atomic Blast Mushroom Cloud Night Light
This stunning little resin night light depicts a towering fiery mushroom cloud blast in the middle of a nuked cityscape of apocalyptic devastation.
Terrifying Zombie Head Planter
This cool new Terrifying Zombie Head Planter is the perfect combination of horror and horticulture.
Pull String Fire Starters
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
Spike - Animatronic Hanging Zombie Torso
This terrifying animatronic moving zombie torso hangs from a rope, has a giant spike stabbed into its forehead, and groans as it writhes around in undead agony.
Freeze Dried Cheeseburgers
They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.
Zombie Garden Gnome Statue
If you thought that a human zombie apocalypse was bad, can you imagine if all those cute little garden gnomes became zombified too?
HydroBlu - Pressurized Jerry Can Water Filter
Fresh, clean water is essential when out exploring or in an emergency and this can provide it from almost any water source, wherever you may roam.
Macaroni and Cheese Emergency Food Supply Bucket - 180 Servings!
If it's the end of the world, you might as well have plenty of tasty macaroni and cheese ready to go while you enjoy the show.
Realistic Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Light
Nothing quite lights up a room like a nuclear explosion, except now you can do it safely on a much smaller scale and without all that nasty fallout with this... Read More
One Gallon Jug of Frank's RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce
This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips,... Read More
Asymmetric Skinny and Wide-Leg Jeans
These cool new Asymmetric Jeans are not only the perfect pair of jeans for those who cannot decide between skinny jeans and wide-leg jeans, they're for anyone... Read More
Waterlily USB - Portable Power From Water and Wind
Unlike bulky solar panels that aren't much use at night or on foggy / rainy days, this cool new Waterlily USB can help you recharge your digital devices on the... Read More
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