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🪄 Magic
While it may look like a normal wallet, that's because it is a normal wallet, except it erupts in flames when opened.
These spooky LED-illuminated staked pathway lights look like zombie arms reaching up through the earth to hold helpful LED-illuminated lanterns.
While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
🍵 Teas
This wine bottle-shaped cold brew tea maker brews green tea that is much milder and less bitter than hot brewed tea and then serves it through a filtered spout.
🛠 Tools
This powerful cordless, handheld blower / vacuum is perfect for workshops, garages, construction, patio leaves, or whatever else needs a 185 mph blast of air.
Giant inflatable pumpkin with a built-in projector and speaker for showing 70 mins of animated talking / singing jack-o'-lantern faces magically on the surface.
Have a mighty thirst for an ice cold soda and hungry for an individually-wrapped honey bun snack from a vending machine all at the same time? You're in luck!
This challenging 3x3 puzzle cube has all black thermochromic tiles that temporarily reveal their colors with the heat of your touch and then fade back to black.
This spooky baking pan makes eight scary monster face-shaped mini cakelets: vampire, monster, werewolf, mummy, witch, gill man, jack-o'-lantern, and a cat.
🔥 Grilling
A perforated stainless steel rotisserie basket for roasting veggies, potatoes, fries, BBQ wings, kabobs, and more, plus it can be used as a grill top wok too.
This 9 ft tall animatronic flying demon from an infernal underworld has an equally massive 12.5 ft wide wingspan and adjustable arms to strike a sinister pose.
🔭 Optics
Enjoy zooming in on scenic views and wildlife just like when using one of those coin-operated viewing scopes at a boardwalk or national park, minus the coins.
After all the toil and trouble of conjuring up a soft-boiled egg (or eye of newt), serve it up on the double with this Black Cauldron Egg Cup and Broom Spoon.
If you really, really, really like to chew gum, then this massive towering gumball machine ought to keep you chewing for a lifetime! Gumballs not included.
😴 Pillows
This giant floor bed is shaped like a six foot long dog bed that can fit up to 2 humans or 1 unusually gigantic dog or cat.
This convenient silicone ice cube tray makes five 6 inch ice sticks that fit perfectly through the openings of most water bottles.
💦 Pools
A massive 6 foot tall inflatable balloon dog with refreshing water sprayers on the head and tail to help beat the heat during the sweltering dog days of summer.
This Halloween, brilliantly illuminate that creaky old door on your haunted home with this spooky Halloween Wreath lit with 600 retina-searing purple LEDs.
🧻 Bathroom
Instead of boring, flat hand towels, these are shaped like puffy fuzz balls made from a highly absorbent microfiber fabric that dries hands almost instantly.
If you've always dreamt of putting a monstrous 8 foot wide spider on your front lawn to terrorize the entire neighborhood all October, look no further.
🍴 Utensils
Giant cooking chopsticks for deep frying, stir frying, boiling, steaming, flipping, stirring, scooping, serving, wizards, and grabbing things from a distance.
