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🧀 Cheese
Creamy and mild Monterey Jack shredded cheese has finally been combined with the tangy, zesty flavors of a briny dill pickle.
🧻 Bathroom
Instead of staring at a phone while sitting on the can, try solving these crossword puzzles printed directly on this 200-sheet roll of soft 3-ply toilet paper.
This gigantic outdoor decorative arachnid spans over 8 ft side-to-side, has 6 eyes that illuminate at night, and it plays fearsome spider sound effects.
This 1,241-piece LEGO building set for adults is a 1:10 scale model of the iconic 1960s Shelby Cobra 427 S/C complete with working steering.
🗽 Statues
This giant prop replica of the voracious Audrey II houseplant depicts it in its nearly full-sized glory waiting to chat, sing, or feast off body parts.
⏰ Clocks
This double-take-inducing analog wall clock may look like a normal clock at first glance, except its numeral hours are reversed and the hands tick backwards.
This massive skeleton with lifelike LCD moving eyes seems to be breaking up out of the ground and crawling out of its grave on your front lawn.
👔 Apparel
A massive pair of real 100% cotton underwear (why do we call single underwear a pair?) with an enormous 80-inch waist and a huge double-flap front opening.
😈 Pranks
This bag of powder magically turns into the most realistic fake bird poop in the world when mixed with water. Apply to cars, windshields, windows, and more.
The ice tray set includes 3 silicone molds that make little ice bombs, hand grenades, and pistols and 1 plastic mold that makes AK-47 ice bullets.
A gigantic 6-foot-long inflatable remote control T-Rex dinosaur that unleashes total prehistoric fury wherever you command it to stomp, thrash, spin, and roar.
🍷 Wine
The classic red, white, and blue fruity popsicle flavors of cherry, lemon drop, and blue raspberry have made into a tasty 10% alcohol sweet wine for the summer.
These non-explosive patriotic plant stakes come in a set of 6 in unique all-American colors and secure down into the soil with sturdy two-pronged metal stakes.
⛱️ Umbrellas
This is the world's first floating umbrella for pools, lakes, hot tubs, lazy rivers, and more that has a large adjustable canopy and a table with 5 cup holders.
🎸 Music
This limited vinyl record of John William's legendary film score for JAWS is filled with real water that sloshes around between sealed translucent vinyl discs.
☕ Cups
These 16-oz travel mugs are handcrafted in Canada from high-quality clay and topped with a removable, spill-resistant, and food-safe silicone lid.
This gigantic, oversized inflatable football is designed to make the game way more interesting and challenging... or there will be actual giants playing.
Place one (or a pile) of these realistic, spooky cement skulls into a fire and watch in horror as the flames burst out through the eyes, nose, and mouth.
🍕 Pizza
This kit lets you make authentic New York pizza at home, anywhere, because it includes the secret ingredient... a bottle of genuine high-quality NYC tap water.
Relive your carefree summer days as a kid and relieve stress at the same time with this cool new yet quite retro-inspired Mini Turtle Sandbox / Zen Garden.
💡 Lighting
Light up the darkness in an illuminated yet quite non-explosive way with these outdoor solar-powered LED torch light stakes that look like giant bottle rockets.
