Doritos Collisions Stranger Pizza x Cool Ranch Chips - 1987 Edition
While I sort of lost the plot with the retro 80's Netflix show Stranger Things after season 3, the now 5th and final season will be returning on November 26, 2025 and it's set in 1987 this time... one year after the SECOND greatest snack chip flavor of all time debuted... Cool Ranch Doritos! In my opinion, the actual greatest flavor of all time was obviously Keebler's Pizzarias, which actually tasted like pizza and the chips were made from real pizza dough, but they didn't come out until 1991. Anyways, there haven't been enough proper pizza-flavored chips in this world, so Doritos and Stranger Things have come together to create a bag of tortilla chips to snack on while watching the finale with these cool new yet quite 1980s-inspired Doritos Collisions Stranger Pizza x Cool Ranch Chips.
Yep, this limited 1987 edition of Doritos tortilla chips has turned the world Upside-Down by colliding classic Cool Ranch flavor with an all-new Stranger Things pizza flavor. Since ranch goes well on everything, a slice of pizza drizzled with ranch dressing is always a tasty combo and now you can enjoy that same taste sensation with a handful of tortilla chips... or just crush them up and sprinkle them on a real pizza. Even cooler, if you call 1-855-4HAWKINS on September 30, you can call into a Chip in for Hawkins telethon and talk with the "biggest stars"... so I'm guessing this telethon will play into the show somehow, which is kind of fun. The chips are available now at the links below and if you live in the UK, you're getting this equally cool and slightly more disturbing Doritos x Stranger Things Black Garlic Dip.
Hmm, will someone in Hollywood please make a nostalgic Stranger Things-like show set in the 1990s now and do a collab with the Keebler Elves to resurrect Pizzarias as a promotion? I know I'm not the only one. Oh well, I guess I'll just munch on some of these tasty Cool Ranch Doritos until then. ππ₯βͺοΈπ