Monstrous Chocolate Easter Egg - 14,000 Calories!

March 24, 2015

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While normal rabbits don't lay eggs, the magical Easter Bunny is somehow able to and in a huge spectrum of different colors. However, there seems to be a new holiday mascot in the game this year, possibly a terrifying gigantic chocolate rabbit, that is capable of laying one of these cool new Monstrous Chocolate Easter Eggs. Weighing in at 5.5 lbs with over 14,000 decadent calories, this gigantic milk chocolate bunny egg, decorated with white chocolate buttons and speckled with chocolate dust, is surely going to be easy to spot in an Easter egg hunt. Yeah, I know none of this makes any sense, but the kids love it.

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