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The difference between these cool new Bodily Candles and some typical wax museum statue is that these have wicks, are way more terrifying, and are actually expected to melt.These highly realistic and utterly disturbing handcrafted candles depict either half heads of the scalp and ears or a mouth grimacing in pain, each with wicks on top so you can melt them out of their misery. If you decide to leave them intact as unique sculptural decor instead, that's cool too. The mouth candle is made from eco soya wax and the ears version is made from micro-crystalline wax. I suggest getting both for a freakishly flickering good time.

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