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Black Hole Illuminated Coffee Table

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The cool new Black Hole Illuminated Coffee Table by designer Jon Gilmore let's you safely experience the sheer power of a swirling, super massive black hole right in the middle of your living room. Rather than featuring a destructive tidal force that would pull and shred you and everything else down into sub-atomic particles before finally reaching a core of singularity, this sleek and futuristic, aluminum coffee table just uses a simple illusion instead. It features an interior center space that's lit up with 50 white LED lights and creates an infinity effect using a two way mirror. Like an event horizon, a glass table top acts as the point of no return and protects your drinks and magazines from being sucked down into the inescapable, crushing void.

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