Rocket Ship Pepper Grinder
If you no longer want to play with your food at the dinner table, but are still open to imagining an epic space battle occurring over it, then check out this cool new yet quite retro-inspired Rocket Ship Pepper Mill. After you grind some fresh peppercorns over your food, feel free to swoosh this retro space-age rocket ship around in the air as you make laser blast and rocket sounds from your mouth before landing it carefully upright. Just Ignore the stunned silence from the humorless people gathered around the table staring at you. They're just jealous and can't wait until you pass it over to them.
Anyways, this sleek, rocket-shaped pepper mill from outer space was actually handcrafted by four metal smiths in Burlington, Vermont using centuries-old metalworking techniques. The main hull is machined from billet aluminum with stainless steel fins surrounding it and it has an internal hand-powered mill/rocket exhaust that can be fine-tuned with a simple twist from coarse to powder-fine with ease. To load it up with peppercorn cargo, just unscrew the nose cone on top. Yep, it's also fun to fly it around in the kitchen when it's time to pepper some steaks or a salad too... 🚀🧑🚀
