These massive and quite terrifying ghostly figures have sinister white glowing eyes, posable arms, and can be height adjusted up to 8 feet tall.
This haunting life-sized figure has a gnarled body made of tree roots, tree branch arms, and a creepy woman's head with closed eyes that you pray never open.
Standing almost three feet tall, this possibly life-size grey alien statue has come in peace to hang out with any Earthlings (or garden gnomes) it finds.
Send a message to your nosy, snooping neighbors that they're sure to see with this playful monkey statue holding binoculars that hangs down from a tree branch.
If you thought that a human zombie apocalypse was bad, can you imagine if all those cute little garden gnomes became zombified too?
Fight off and destroy squadrons of annoying mosquitoes, flies, gnats, and other assorted flying insect pests in a more discreet and whimsical way.
Recreate all that running and screaming from the dinosaur movies right in your very own backyard with this terrifying Velociraptor Dinosaur Statue.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Standing 4 feet tall, this monstrous, over-sized garden gnome statue is sure to stand out from the crowd of other assorted mini garden gnome statues.
When you grow plants, succulents, flowers, herbs, or anything, legal, in the head of this planter / sculpture, it ends up giving it a wacky hairdo.
A 6 foot tall robot butler statue that's perfect for welcoming guests to parties and serving up plenty of drinks and appetizers on its serving tray.
This life-sized prop replica statue of Salacious B. Crumb is hand-sculpted by original creator Tony McVey, signed, and limited to only 150 pieces.
Help others have a terrifying close encounter when you let them discover this life-sized 5 foot tall Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue somewhere at night.
Now you can own a real, non-working dinosaur of your very own with this cool new, er, quite prehistoric Allosaurus Dinosaur Skeleton.
These stately and quite vicious looking doberman statues are inspired by low-polygon papercraft models, except these are handcrafted from steel.
Relive those 1980s Knight Rider glory years with David Hasselhoff and his legendary perm, now in Chia planter form.
I'm not sure when it happened, but the traditional elves of Christmas seem to have been replaced with whimsical little bearded gnomes that wear giant knit stocking... More
After an eventful sit on the throne, add a bit of whimsy to the experience by reaching for a sheet of toilet paper from this cute and helpful bunny.
Make a majestic decorative statement this holiday season when you place these cool new and quite festive Moss Deer Statues in front of your home.
This Halloween, make your lawn or garden extra disturbing with this creepy new Shriek the Skeleton Statue which seems to be rising out of the soil, screaming... More
Add a medieval touch to your home, office, or castle with one of these cool new yet quite medieval Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bins styled after 12th... More