Forget Baywatch, if David Hasselhoff will always be Michael Knight to you, then relive those 80s Knight Rider glory years with him and his legendary perm now in planter form with this cool new yet quite retro Chia Pet ... Continue

This tiny yet infernally hot chocolate bar is made from tasty milk chocolate infused with a sinister hot chili extract that reaches up to 9 million Scoville Heat Units. In comparison, the current world's hottest chili pepper, the Carolina ... Continue

Do you smell something? This cool new yet quite 1980s Light Up Fried Cat Rug by Tree Buddees is a delightful decorative holiday rug inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

This festive, double-take-inducing holiday inflatable Santa Claus is designed to ride along with you in your vehicle in the passenger seat (or co-pilot on a plane) and attract way more attention than you probably wanted, but in a good ... Continue

At your holiday party, 'tis Miller time when all your guests gather around the Christmas tree and reach for one of these cool new Miller Lite Beernaments. These extremely limited edition drinkable ornaments come in a festive box of ... Continue

This set of six full-sized red and white striped candy canes forego the traditional and quite boring peppermint flavor and replace it with a flavor that resembles a sliced of baked ham.

When you gift this jigsaw puzzle to friends or enemies, they'll think it's a bunch of cute kittens in a yarn basket, but once they complete it, it's actually revealed to be a cat in a litter box taking ... Continue

These red and white striped candy canes forgo the traditional peppermint flavor and replace it with the flavor of a tasty hot dog instead.

No real conversation has ever been sparked by a traditional boring gravy boat, but expect a flurry of conversation to flow when this fancy ceramic cat-shaped gravy boat appears to be puking up gravy from its mouth all over ... Continue

When you feel the urgent need to scream, yell, shout, argue, cheer, or sing at the top of your lungs, spare others around you from the deafening noise when you unleash your rage into this cool new Anger Management ... Continue

This terrifying inflatable grim reaper skeleton sits in the passenger seat with you to scare anyone who dares to look in the window.

Like a box of tissues, this handy box of bubble wrap sheets is there to supply you with one of the most satisfying ways to relieve stress, anxiety, and tension... popping bubble wrap bubbles.

At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook by author Chris-Rachael Oseland.

This whimsical little friendly vase has flexible arms and legs that can be posed in any position you want. Whether it's sitting on your shelf or waving to you, you'll always try to suppress a smile.

Sharpen all your red crayons and colored pencils because this fun coloring book is a 50 page bloodbath of hand-drawn horror illustrations of gory deaths by the hands of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th movies.

This set of three menacing animatronic talking scarecrow heads stake down in the ground along pathways, driveways, or anywhere on your lawn and come to life with piercing red glowing eyes and moving mouths that utter creepy sayings to ... Continue

This 1:18 scale remote controlled shark toy realistically swims and moves around in the water just like the real thing, minus all the typical biting, screaming, splashing, and red in the water. It's perfect for swimming pools, lakes, ponds, ... Continue

Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue not only gives your neighborhood an out-of-this world close encounter, it also ups the bar ... Continue

A silicone ice cube tray that makes 4 ice cube-shaped RMS Titanic ships and 4 ship-sinking matching icebergs.

Transform an ordinary beer can chicken roasting on the grill into a hellraisin' rebel biker chick roasting on the grill, complete with sunglasses, with this cool new Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stand.

Who could have known that when left alone near a campfire, these cute little sweet puffs like to spear the weakest marshmallow in the bag with a stick and roast it alive over the burning flames. Yep, they eat ... Continue

Curse someone with pain and misfortune and also keep your teeth clean all at the same time.

Flattened Tom Cat from the Tom and Jerry cartoon has been handmade into this hilarious rug that will have everyone laughing and doing double-takes when placed on a stairway or used as a floor rug.