Hopefully, you'll never need to use this cool new CRKT Williams Tactical Key as a self-defense weapon in a bad situation, but it might come in handy more often... More
Fight off and destroy squadrons of annoying mosquitoes, flies, gnats, and other assorted flying insect pests in a more discreet and whimsical way.
While it may look like a normal gift beneath the tree, it's actually an automatic tree watering device that senses low levels and then pumps in more as needed.
Stainless steel water bottle with a secret bottom compartment for keys, IDs, cards, cash, jewelry, stolen dinosaur DNA, or anything else you can fit in there.