This set of three of the ancient world's most valuable treasures (cool stuff of the time) each come in handmade, satin-lined wooden boxes with brass latches... More
This all-in-one kit comes with all the modern equipment you'll need (minus raisins and sugar) to brew up multiple one gallon batches of your very own ancient... More
Naturally cooling terracotta water carafe is a stylish fusion of ancient technology and modern design!
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... More
These hand-corked and wax-sealed apothecary bottles are filled with seven mysteriously named hot sauce elixirs all brewed up from cool ingredients around the... More
This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.
These gorgeous coffee tables are handcrafted from 60-100 year old retired grape vines from Napa Valley, California's premiere wine growing region, and then topped... More
Almost like the real thing only much, much smaller and less deadly, this tiny Pocket Samurai sword has a 1.5 inch razor-sharp stainless steel Tanto blade sheathed... More
Stressed out? No worries, just do what the ancient Greeks used to do and simply grab one of these smooth, polished stones and enjoy the relief only a good placebo... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
These hardcore prehistoric coasters are crafted from pieces of real petrified wood sealed in a clear resin.
This whimsical two pack of sumo wrestler-shaped egg cups hold up soft-boiled eggs like little bodies and may or may not attempt to push each other, the bacon,... More
This garden bench may not be quite as impressive as the massive prehistoric standing stones of the actual Stonehenge, but it is way more comfortable to sit on.
A uniquely ancient alternative to the traditional glass and metal coffee press.
A scaled down statuesque replica of the ancient and mysterious bald stone Moai head monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline that also has a fun planter... More
A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!
An authentic collection of rare specimens from Earth and beyond that are billions of years in the making. From 4.5 billion year old Space Gems to Egyptian Papyrus... More
Unsheathe one of these cool new Japanese Samurai Katana Sword Scissors from its cord wrapped scabbard and unleash the ancient sword-wielding warrior within you...... More
Whip up a batch of rich and frothy Oaxacan-style Mexican hot chocolate with ease with this set that includes a hand-carved molinillo frothing whisk, a hand-molded... More
Even though they don't exist... anymore, having a dragon that enjoys hanging out with you and doesn't want to incinerate everyone in town with fireball breath,... More
The otherworldly deity, Cthulhu, can spread total chaos, insanity, and death across the world and beyond. So, obviously, it makes a great whimsical planter.
