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👕 Shirts
All ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer got was this lousy t-shirt!
🏜️ Humidifiers
A compact, lightweight ultrasonic humidifer that reuses a plastic water bottle (refill at the tap or waste a full bottle of your favorite H20 brand) to produce... Read More
⛱️ Umbrellas
An innovative UV-protected umbrella with a built-in, collapsible cooling fan up in the canopy and a fine evaporative mist sprayer for extra cooling relief.
🧻 Bathroom
This 24% lead crystal vessel makes water, as well as mouthwash, bubble bath and bath oil, look better in your home.
🖋 Pens
Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.
The next time you go fly a kite, ditch the string and unreliable wind and take to the skies with this cool new Remote-Controlled Motorized Stunt Kite.
👨🏼🍳 Kitchen
Produces a silent, cushion soft closing action for the door
🗽 Statues
Standing 4 feet tall, this monstrous, over-sized garden gnome statue is sure to stand out from the crowd of other assorted mini garden gnome statues.
Next time you take a cool drink of water, you may notice your ice cubes are grinning back at you with the funny new Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray. This... Read More
🥓 Bacon
All you really need is a meat grinder, hickory smoked bacon, pepper jack cheese, hamburger buns, an appetite and a very strong heart.
📚 Books
5,084,000,000 people, 5,360 pages, 3,700 years, 243 countries, 7 books, and 1 reclaimed hardwood shelf.
🍴 Utensils
Just slide the hilt into one side and the sword tip into the other to complete the illusion of total corn cob impalement.
💦 Pools
A luxurious poolside mounted climbing wall that requires no climbing gear, just a filled pool and a swimsuit.
