MMMMMNMM - The Ultimate Needle in the Haystack Book
This cool new MMMMMNMM - The Ultimate Needle in the Haystack Book is one of those rare books where you have to commend the "author" or maybe even their cat, who accidentally typed it while sleeping on the keyboard, for coming up with the easiest way to write a long book without having to write a single word. This long, engaging mystery story can only be solved or even finished by the most extreme eagle-eyed, ultra-focused, and fiercely determined readers (or anyone who knows 2 letters of the alphabet). Inside this black hardcover book are 200 un-numbered pages, 4,000 letters per page, 0 words, 799,999 letter M's, and only a single letter N hidden amongst them all. Do you have what it takes to spot that sole letter N and solve the mystery? Here's a picture of one of the pages.
I'm sure you're wondering why would anyone bother doing this to themselves? Well, it's perfect for helping people feel satisfied in life for accomplishing something insanely difficult to nearly impossible, fall asleep with ease, relieve boredom or stress, add extra stress to their lives for fun and enjoyment, waste time while sitting on the can, find their tolerance limits for complete and utter frustration and tediousness, learn pattern recognition, and engage and expand their attention span. Instead of a phone, just stare at this book instead. It also makes a great white elephant gift, an interesting coffee table book to confuse guests, or just use it as fuel for a fire when in a pinch. Hmmn, they should release an audiobook and Braille version next or maybe do a sequels with 0s and Os or Is and ls... 📖🧐🤬🤯😈
