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Deadwood - Massive Animated Haunted Tree

Deadwood - Massive Animated Haunted Tree

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You know what your home's Halloween decor needs this year? A super evil talking tree! Deadwood is a massive 72" tall animatronic haunted tree with creepy sculpted face and outreaching branches, spooky light up eyes, a moving mouth that utters malevolent sayings, a rotating waist, a realistic printed bark fabric body, and a motion activated sensor to terrify unsuspecting trick-or-treaters. Check out the video below to see a demo of this truly ticked off tree.

Saying 1 - "Where do you think you are going? You are trespassing on the cursed grounds of the undead. My roots feed on those that have been swallowed up by its foul earth. Don't worry, I will put the nutrients of your rotting corpse to good use! He he he..."

Saying 2 - "Do you know your way through this rotted bog? I would point the way, but I'd prefer for you to linger under my sharp branches for a little longer. Why don't you take a rest there on the ground while I watch over you. Nothing bad will happen..."

Saying 3 - "I haven't seen a traveler yet to trespass in these evil parts and get out alive, at least not resembling themselves. Though you might get lucky. The hideous curses of these grounds might transform you into something better, something like me!"

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