Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws

March 4, 2012

When you buy through links on this site, we may earn an affiliate commission.

If you think a Bloody Mary doesn't have enough tasty garnishes already, now you can go completely over the top when you wrap your lips around one of these cool new Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws. Yep, unappetizing plastic straws have finally been replaced with hollowed out spicy beef. These ingenious edible meat straws are made from 100% USDA beef and spices and have a hole running through the entire length. As you enjoy your Bloody Mary, the straw adds flavor and absorbs the drink for later on when it's finally time to eat it. Clever, but I'd like to see bacon straws next.

◎FIND IT
#TAGS

► Amazon.com

► BennysBloodyMaryBeefStraw.com

Related Tags

Click One To Discover Even More Cool New Stuff!

Related Stuff: Snacks

Popbar Hot Chocolate On A Stick

Just stir into a cup of steamed or hot milk and watch as it melts away into a swirling cup of decadently drinkable cocoa bliss.

Football Summer Sausage - Complete with Lacing and Stitches

Tasty summer sausage is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory fires and then shaped authentically into a football, complete with... More

Bob's Pickle Pops

A giant press is used to squeeze every last drop of tangy juice from 100% whole dill pickles into individual packets that you and your kids can enjoy frozen... More

Lotte Memory-Enhancing Chewing Gum

This unique spearmint-flavored chewing gum from Japan is infused with Ginkgo Biloba extract, which may enhance your memory, boost mental performance, and help... More

Jet-Puffed Color-Changing Marshmallows

These possibly magical color-changing marshmallows change from blue to dark green or pink to bright orange when exposed to heat.

Jet-Puffed Candy Corn Marshmallows

As we enter the pumpkin spice season once again, formerly Autumn, let's not forget about the original flavor of the season, candy corn... now as marshmallows!

Sinister Ghost Pepper Gummy Bears

These evil gummy bears aren't made from sweet hand-gathered berries in some charming little tree factory... they're forged from the psychotically searing hot... More

Dino Dig - Hot Chocolate Soil With Buried White Chocolate Dinosaur Bones

This fun hot cocoa mix for kids (and budding paleontologists of all ages) combines an edible soil-like mixture of hot chocolate powder with caramelized white... More

Ass Kickin' Deep-Fried Spicy Pickle Peanuts With Edible Shells

Forget cracking open and making a huge pile of shells with these deep-fried, spicy pickle-flavored peanuts, because they're fully edible, shells and all.

▼ View All Snacks ▼

Related Stuff: Alcohol

Oktoberfest Beer Making Kit

This Fall, you could go to the store and purchase a plethora of various tasty pre-brewed Oktoberfest Ales or you could simply brew your own at home and have... More

The Legendary Duff Beer

This is no animated beverage, this is a real drinkable premium lager brewed up in Germany, canned in iconic form and guaranteed to make you shout Woo-Hoo!

Bourbon Marshmallows

Finally, a way to spike the hot cocoa.

Perdue Beer Can Chicken Beer

This limited edition six-pack of beer is brewed exclusively for the art of beer can chicken roasting, but you can also drink it too.

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

Handcrafted in Kentucky, USA from reclaimed American White Oak Bourbon barrels that give them a complex aroma, flavor, and thick-cut texture.

Woodinville Whiskey Co. - Age Your Own Whiskey Kit

Master the craft of aging your own whiskey in a little wooden barrel with this cool new Age Your Own Whiskey Kit from the Woodinville Whiskey Company!

Bourbon Infused Tea

Everything is better with a little bourbon in it and that now goes for tea too.

Single Malt Scotch Toothpicks

These fancy kiln-dried toothpicks are infused with an Islay single malt Scotch from a 200-year-old distillery and come in a set of 12 in a corked bottle.

Craft A Brew - Hard Cider Brewing Kit

This unique craft brewing kit includes everything you need, minus the apple cider, to make three 1-gallon batches of dry sparkling hard cider right at home.

Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws