These eerie illuminated eyeballs sway on flexible stalks in the crisp October breeze and are powered by a built-in solar panel, not demonic forces.
This massive crossword puzzle has 28,000 clues, 91,000 squares, and can be hung on the wall like artwork, because it's going to be awhile before you finish it.
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
This real bat specimen is forever suspended in resin to study up close or enjoy as a curiosity and also won't be able to turn back into a vampire anytime soon.
When Freddy Krueger isn't stabbing little meatball heads on a pizza or devouring soul food, he dines with these cool new Freddy Krueger Glove Chopsticks.
Gather your friends around, light a candle, hold hands with this ceramic party hand prop replica, and say... Talk to Me.
Grow premium square-shaped apples, pears, oranges, and more that won't roll away, are easier to stack, and are sure to cause an excited double-take or two.
A full deck of massive playing cards that are roughly 7 times bigger than a traditional, boring-sized deck of playing cards.
This Halloween, skip carving the typical, goofy Jack-O'-Lantern face into a pumpkin and grow a pumpkin that's shaped like a creepy human skull instead.
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
A double-take-inducing hanging balance hook that looks like the silhouette of a wild chimpanzee swinging through with your stuff in hand.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
This handmade felt laundry hamper is shaped like a fearsome shark with a voracious hunger for dirty clothes... and any arms that might reach in to get them.
This Halloween, give all your (un)welcomed guests, trick-or-treaters, and crazed monsters on the loose something creepy to pass under on the way to your door.
An unsettling face mask of a blurry, out-of-focus head with its eyes and mouth replaced with creepy black holes for seeing, breathing, and looking nightmarish.
This soft, round throw blanket looks exactly like a gigantic, 5 foot wide baked apple pie and comes packaged in a matching pie box that's perfect for gifting.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
This ultrasonic cool mist humidifier / aromatherapy diffuser produces a realistic faux flame effect that releases moisture and essential oils into the air.
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
These spooky LED-illuminated staked pathway lights look like zombie arms reaching up through the earth to hold helpful LED-illuminated lanterns.
