This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
This ceramic coffee mug has a whimsical nose on the side and includes a dry-erase pen to draw in the eyes and mouth in a style that conveys your current mood.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.