An innovative shower head with a visual color code LED light indicator so you know at a glance if the water is too shockingly cold, too scalding hot, or just... More
Uses cutting edge magnetic technology to float and rotate its lampshade 3 centimeters above its base.
Even though the world seems to have lost its collective mind lately, I think we still have the right to defend ourselves and own flashlights... I think.
Make cocktails in full-blown retro rat packish 1950s extravagance.