The wizards at Demeter have captured the magical essence of those cool little candy hearts we used to get as kids on Valentine's Day right in a bottle. The Necco... More
Much more fun than plain old balloons and as far as balloon animals go, you can actually tell what animals these are supposed to be.
Like other creamers, this one holds milk or cream for your coffee or tea, but if you look closely you can see that this one features four cow udders to remind... More
Pretend to be the most important tea drinker in the room when you raise your pinky and sip tea properly from this ceramic tea cup with a long stemmed base.
Since it's almost Halloween, it's time to take down your plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament eyesores for the year and put up these cool new Zombie Flamingos... More
As you curl up to read your next unscented digital ebook, now you can pretend it's still a musty old paper book from darker, uncivilized times when you spritz... More
Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in... More
If you still use envelopes to transport your messages, but don't enjoy the current flavor of lickable adhesive, then your sweet tooth may enjoy these cool new... More
How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.
Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came... More
Sure you could simply wipe off the touchscreen on your smart device with a cloth or your shirt, but it's the 21st century and there are robots for these sort... More
This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.
This cute little silicone version of the overly defensive rodent holds 29 toothpicks in its rear end in perfect plucking order.
Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here's the perfect accessory to the crime - an 8 inch stainless chef's knife with a fired-on,... More
This full deck of massive playing cards are 10x the size of the standard ones. This changes everything...
They may look like ordinary peanuts, but pop one in your mouth and you'll know something is different when your taste buds wilt and burst into flames from the... More
Set of four decorative ornaments that can be filled with literal holiday spirits and hidden in plain sight or used as shot glasses
Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your... More
This flavorless and stripeless candy cane is devoid of all Christmas spirit, except the three ghosts visiting you at midnight, pairs nicely with the mound of... More
