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Flaming tropical tiki torches are fun, I guess, but tiki torches made from a grisly faux human skull (hopefully faux) are so much cooler.
🍸 Barware
This ultimate outdoor mobile bar cart combines a prep center, serving station, and beverage fridge all rolled into one sleek and luxurious rolling patio island.
This spooky archway looks like it's made from ironwork fit for an old cemetery and is anchored by posts with illuminated yellow flickering LED lanterns on top.
🖼 Wall Art
A fully-functional, wall-mounted brass gong bell that chimes just like the ones heard alerting pedestrians on streetcars, trolleys, and cable cars.
This small ceramic pot from Japan uses spent coffee grounds to effectively deodorize the air around it. It's perfect for fridges, closets, bathrooms, and more.
🪴 Plants
These planters are a sinister fusion of botanical elegance and extraterrestrial terror that pay homage to the infamous Ovomorph eggs from the ALIEN movies.
This handcrafted arcade lets you can play up 60 classic arcade games like Pac-Man, Galaga, Donkey Kong, and more while sitting around a real whiskey barrel.
👕 Shirts
A black cotton t-shirt with the iconic hieroglyphics forming the word ALIEN from the opening title sequence of the movie. If you know, you.know.
This innovative blender has blades on a 45-degree slanted angle to generate powerful triple vortices for thorough blending, even with whole fruits and veggies.
🪞 Mirrors
It may look like a normal mirror at first glance, but when the backlight is activated the reflection disappears to reveal a magical hologram of the Great Hall.
👃 Scents
This out-of-this-world fragrance spray smells just like the Moon, but does it smell like cheese?
💧 Water
This innovative portable drinking vessel carbonates water on-the-go with a tap-to-spritz CO2 capsule to make sparkling hydration convenient and eco-friendly.
BUY. CONSUME. OBEY. Happy holidays everyone! Take off the sunglasses, stay asleep, and celebrate rampant consumerism with this festive wrapping paper.
🔥 Grilling
This vertical smoke-free electric rotisserie oven lets you recreate the rich Brazilian steakhouse flavors of churrasco right in your very own kitchen.
While these apples may look like blown-glass sculptures, they're actually filled with fragrant spiced apple cider powder and melt when stirred into hot water.
🪑 Chairs
This giant 5-ft tall LED-illuminated crescent moon sculpture can be used like whimsical lunar lounge chair or to light up a room with bright moonbeam ambiance.
🍸 Barware
Show some class at your next blowout soiree when you upgrade from cheap disposable red party cups to reusable red party cups on fancy stems like these.
👃 Scents
Now you can spray on that iconic Auntie Anne's scent of buttery pretzel dough, salt, and sweetness when you get your hands on this cool new exotic fragrance.
🍕 Pizza
This imposing pizza cutter has a handle inspired by Darth Vader's iconic lightsaber hilt, lights up using Sith red LEDs, and plays lightsaber sound effects.
💪 Fitness
This convenient, multi-positional handle attaches to an existing dumbbell up to 100-pounds to quickly convert it into a functional kettlebell.
