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While it's not the world's largest, this gigantic pickleball paddle should get the record for the world's most unnecessarily enormous pickleball paddle instead.
😼 Pets
This innovative pet cooling mat has a water-saturated Cool Core that naturally wicks away the heat from your dog.
Murder your thirst with a ruthless stone age-inspired sparkling water that tastes exactly Fruity Pebbles cereal and milk.
🍽 Plates
A set of four stainless steel plates and a bamboo cutting board that all stack together and stay secured with a handy nylon carrying strap.
🍷 Wine
This Autumn-inspired white wine is made from actual pie pumpkins and has a semi-sweet flavor with buttery undertones and a smooth finish similar to Chardonnay.
This menacing winged gargoyle is perched atop a pedestal lined with human skulls and uses bright-red LED illumination to make it even more terrifying at night.
🥒 Pickles
This whole pickle-sized chewy gummy candy is realistically shaped like a dill pickle and has a slightly sweet yet sour dill pickle taste.
👨🏼🍳 Kitchen
Quickly butter up bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls in mere seconds by rotating them up against the perforated stainless steel wheel in either direction.
🍕 Pizza
It has a deep dish crust with poppy seeds and is topped with Vienna Beef hot dogs, celery salt, tomatoes, pickles, relish, sport peppers, onions, and mustard.
This set of three outdoor metal garden stakes are topped with mildly terrifying black bats with whimsical-looking googly eyes.
🍕 Pizza
This portable propane-fueled 16-inch outdoor pizza oven has a 360-degree rotating pizza stone that helps bake pizzas to crispy perfection in only 90 seconds.
☕ Cups
These edible cookie cups / shot glasses can hold everything from milk to espresso or cocktails to espresso martinis and come in 4 gourmet cookie flavors.
This monstrous 15-ft tall animated scarecrow / pumpkin vine monster looks as if it's growing out of the ground on your front lawn or pumpkin patch.
👝 Bags
When you absolutely, positively have to be the center of attention wherever you may roam and you happen to have a lot of stuff that also needs to go with you.
🪴 Plants
This natural burlap saddle bag planter lets you grow flowers, herbs, vegetables, strawberries, tomatoes, and more vertically straddled over a railing or fence.
🥨 Snacks
It looks and tastes just like a slice of watermelon, except you can eat the grape-flavored seeds and sour apple-flavored rind... and there's a texture issue.
This spooky Halloween wreath is made up of 12 little eerie bedsheet-wearing ghosts that all illuminate when darkness falls.
🪑 Chairs
This ultra-comfortable rocking Adirondack chair is made from premium teak wood and has a soft foam-cushioned seat and back covered in all-weather wicker.
These spooky fireproof ceramic jack-o'-lanterns allow flames from a fire pit to burst out through their carved eyes, nose, and mouth for an eerie effect.
🗽 Statues
This possibly life-sized alien has gangly long limbs, posable arms, a comically oversized animated head with green glowing eyes, and speaks in robotic sounds.
This spooky black skull has an opening on top so you can fill it up with plants, flowers, herbs, and more or just use it as a bowl to serve up Halloween candy.
