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π§Έ Toys and Games
This ultra-tiny version of the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine looks and functions just like the original, except you now get snow cones served in thimble-sized cups.
This syrup-flavored Stranger Things cereal has waffle-shaped bits and Upside-Down dehydrated marshmallows that look like flashlights, d20 dice, and Demogorgons.
π½ Food
These ingenious crunchy golden salad toppings are like croutons, but Tater Tots instead.
A versatile, multi-functional stone mat made from 10 slats of super-absorbent, rapid-drying diatomaceous earth that quickly soak up moisture in minutes.
π§» Bathroom
To help promote their new BBQ-flavored Pitmaster soup, Progresso will be selling this smoke-scented deodorant to help make your armpits smell like a BBQ pit.
π Halloween
This sinister animatronic green-headed talking blob has creepy green glowing eyes and utters various spooky phrases. Quite disturbing as far as Green Heads go.
πΌ Pets
This towering 4-level medieval cardboard cat castle provides them room to explore, play, climb, nap, scratch, hide, and plan devastating pouncing sneak attacks.
π¦ Ice Cream
This frozen dessert maker lets you quickly make ice cream, milkshakes, slushies, sorbet, and mix-ins in only 3 minutes after pre-freezing the base for 24 hours.
π¨πΌβπ³ Kitchen
Tired of steam cleaning your cabinets when you release the pressure on your Instant Pot pressure cooker? Use this fire-breathing dragon to divert the hot steam.
π Pumpkin Spice
Well, it finally happened. Just when you thought society had reached peak pumpkin spice, along comes this cool new Hatfield Pumpkin Spice Thick Cut Bacon.
π Halloween
This giant 4-ft arachnophobia-inducing black spider is not only inflatable and lightweight, it also has a creepy yet cuddly soft, furry body to snuggle up with.
π Christmas
This holiday season, transform your festive Christmas tree into the King of the Monsters with this terrifying Godzilla Tree Topper with working Atomic Breath.
π Costumes
This Halloween, if you need a fun last-minute costume or just a great lazy one, this one lets you transform into a giant bag of ice cubes from the gas station.
π€ Collectibles
This replica set of Shredder's armaments from the 1990 TMNT live-action movie includes his blade-shaped helmet, bladed gauntlets, and dual-clawed weapon.
π· Wine
If you love whodunnits, board games, and sharing a bottle of wine with friends, then gather your fellow suspects around this Clue: Murder at the Winery Game.
π‘ Yards
Guard your garden with the imposing presence of a mystical fire-breathing dragon and help support climbing plants, flowers, and vines all at the same time.
πΌ Pets
This double-decker cardboard cat scratcher looks like a miniature Costco warehouse with a peek-through food court window and a free sample window on the side.
π¦ Thanksgiving
These factual t-shirts have giant nutrition labels for turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, pies, mashed potatoes, leftovers, and many more.
π Tools
This versatile 56-volt battery-powered air compressor can deliver up to 160 PSI of high pressure to top off a 20-inch SUV tire in less than a minute.
π Halloween
Instead of thick paper like in simpler times, this 6-ft jointed skeleton is handcrafted from iron and all the joints in the arms and legs are free to move.
π§Έ Toys and Games
While it may look like butter, this buttery smooth, soft, and creamy yellow putty is quite inedible and feels more squishy, melty, and oddly satisfying in hand.




















