An eerie wreath made of scrolled up, vintage-looking book pages all encircled around a grapevine base and topped with creepy black spiders and an ominous crow.
Hidden below the gemstones embedded on top of this unscented coconut wax candle is an aluminum capsule that contains a rolled-up scroll with your fortune.
Now mere commoners like you and I can place the exact same bottle of Tabasco Sauce on our table that sits on Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's!