You can squish, throw, twist, punch, drop, stretch, and flatten this faux opossum like roadkill and it will still return to its original shape, ad infinitum.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.