Simply inflate this 31 inch tall haunted specter and attach it to any post and beam mailbox with the included straps and scare the bills and junk mail away!
If you thought regular flashlights couldn't be any more impossible to find in an emergency, here's a short and flat one.
Attach this laser pointer clip to the collar, push the button, and a red dot is projected onto the floor in front of them... forever taunting them just out of... More