He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!
This clear resin seat has the Three Lions Crest inlaid inside the lid and gold-tone fleur-de-lis encircles the seat. A truly regal seat fit for a King.
This hilarious yet quite imposing cat armor is handcrafted from durable veg-tan leather and features riveted, articulated plates, dorsal spines, and overlapping... More
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Forged from cast iron, this knightly suit of armor fireplace tool stand includes a mighty battle axe-shaped fireplace poker, brush, shovel, and grate lifter.
Add a medieval touch to your home, office, or castle with one of these cool new yet quite medieval Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bins styled after 12th... More
Armored medieval drinking vessel shaped like a 12th century great helm, aka helmet, worn by the knights of the Crusades.
Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini... More
Pair of intricately modeled Mongolian warrior figurines are crafted of wax and double as candles. With an authentic stone-like finish, these candles look like... More
Hardcore office clipboard constructed from a heavy duty slab of Level II body armor that stops 9mm bullets cold. Even better, it has a clip for paper!
A real lightweight t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. Chainmail is definitely the new black!
My simple boring wastebasket here at Green Head HQ is a about to get replaced, because I have found its worthy successor. The Claremont Helmet - Lidded Bin is... More
This wall-mounted medieval knight is the perfect armored guardian to protect and dispense the royal toilet paper next to your home throne.
Are you the King of your castle? Leave the toilet seat down because your Throne room is about to go medieval.
Nicknamed The Donk, this amazing steel-shelled rust colored armored vehicle will allow a crew of 5 to travel in style like something straight out of Star Wars.
A 100% bristle-free grill brush made from heavy duty stainless steel chainmail, just like the protective armor that knights wore, that safely cleans all types... More
Party like it's 1599 - Step back into an earlier time with precision replicas of Renaissance and medieval weapons, Renaissance clothing, and fantasy collectible... More
Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.
These ultra-premium warrior briefs are styled after the actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai.
