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Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne

Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne

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Feast your eyes upon a toilet literally made for a King. The Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne is simply the most magnificent toilet I've ever seen. Not only is the "Dagobert" a functional toilet, but it comes with amenities that modern toilets would only dream of incorporating. This toilet is built from the wood of a massive ash tree, includes a candle holder, ashtray, armrests, a high-profile seat back, and a bell to ring when you finish. Plus, don't forget that a musical chime also plays when you raise the lid! Trust me, the peasants, er guests, will bow down in sheer awe of your new majestic toilet throne. Truly a throne with a royal flush.

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