Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

Each Dharma Initiative approved set includes 10 paper plates, 10 plastic cups, 10 heavy stock paper coasters, 10 paper napkins, 10 balloons, a bottle opener, 10 stickers and packaged in a white box with a Dharma label on top!

This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips, buffalo wings, your morning oatmeal, in your coffee, rub it all over your face and run screaming into battle... anywhere! It's more versatile than pumpkin spice could ever dream to be.

With all these natural disasters, lunatic terrorists, nuclear emergencies, and mad scientists messing around with accidental zombie-producing vaccines, serums and whatnots, it's probably a good idea to keep a few of these cool new Tactical Sammiches on hand!

You never know when you'll be in a life-threatening traffic accident, trapped in a burning or flooding vehicle and desperately struggling to open a jammed door or break free from a stuck seat belt. The best solution is to be prepared and this compact keychain tool will be within easy reach to help you escape in the event of an emergency.

Inside this small lightweight waterproof sardine can survival kit is everything you'll need.

Uses the power of the sun to give you all the electricity you'll need during a power outage, while camping or tailgating, or just anytime you need some free, silent and zero-emmission energy.

This mega cache of zombie apocalypse survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang, and 1 axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case.

These instant portable bonfires are inspired by the single-log fires used by ancient Scandinavians for heat and light. Just light the fire starter pouch in the pre-drilled top and then enjoy an aromatic and crackling campfire for up to 4 hours under the stars... using only one log.

The entire surface of this desktop-sized whiteboard can be written on with a dry-erase marker and its compact size keeps it conveniently within nearby reach.

Want to disappear for awhile and sneak in a quick nap, work on your laptop in private, stare at your phone in peace, or just take a sensory break from the world for a bit? Then slip into this cool new Privacy Pop Nap Tent.

Now you can pedal away throughout the work day to help keep your body moving, get a cardio workout, and boost your productivity.

Need something to fidget with or help reduce stress and anxiety while sitting at your boring desk all day? Try practicing the calming art of stone stacking.

From ofice desktops and cubicles to college dorms, home gyms and wet bars and right down to your living room next to the couch or even on your nightstand next to your bed you will now be able enjoy all the benefits a mini microwave that takes up less than a cubic square foot of space can offer.

When you need your personal space to have some actual privacy, simply unfold this compact, personal pop-up partition screen.

These fun push pins are shaped like little red arrows and are perfect for pointing out places on a map, calling attention to a spot on a bulletin or just marking the spot on a treasure map, should you happen to hang one on a cork board.

Choose your paperclips wisely when they are stuck securely to the ultimate in desktop artifacts, the Indiana Jones Holy Grail - Magnetic Paperclip Holder.