Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

November 22, 2011

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In the future, when the zombies begin to roam through your town devouring all the brains in their path, be prepared to protect your family and defend yourself by grabbing this cool new Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit. This mega cache of survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang and an axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case. It's the perfect set of sharp tools for lopping off undead heads, cutting through suburban brush, and protecting your safe space from others fleeing from the hordes of wandering undead. Hmm, I suggest you grab a shotgun, a chain saw, and a bite-proof helmet as well.

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