All other scissors... you utterly pale in comparison to these cool new Fiskars Cuts+More Scissors. These innovative, multi-purpose scissors combine regular scissors with a wire cutter, twine cutter, light rope cutter, tape cutter, titanium-enhanced knife, and pointed awl tip, plus feature a built-in ceramic sharpener and bottle opener as well. When not in use, the blades slide into a handy sheath for protection. Whatever you do though, don't run with these. Check out the video below to see them in action.
Fiskars Cuts+More - Ultimate Multi-Purpose Scissors