Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

Knight Light. Night Light. Get it? Inspired! Why didn't someone think of this before?

A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.

Whether your pampered cat is already ruling your home like a king or queen or is just your little princess, then upgrade their meager pet bed to something a bit more fitting their royalty like this cool new Cat Castle.

A massive four-level medieval cardboard castle for cats that provides them plenty of room to explore, play, climb, nap, scratch, hideout, nap again, give you dirty looks from the high ground, and plan devastating sneak attacks from.

Even though they don't exist... anymore, having a dragon that enjoys hanging out with you and doesn't want to incinerate everyone in town with fireball breath, until you command it, would be amazing and now you can have a dragon of your very own, sort of, with this gigantic 7 foot tall green dragon statue.

Add a medieval touch to your home, office, or castle with one of these cool new yet quite medieval Crusader's Great Helm Gothic Trash Bins styled after 12th century great helms, aka helmets.

Behold this cool new yet quite medieval Birdhouse Castle! Regular birds instantly become avian knights of the sky as they flock to this majestic castle containing four birdhouse towers along with a main chamber in the middle for the more royal of the species to rule from.

Build professional looking sand and snow castles with ease using this modular split mold castle making system.

A 100% bristle-free grill brush made from heavy duty stainless steel chainmail, just like the protective armor that knights wore, that safely cleans all types of grill grates including ceramic, porcelain, and cast iron without scratching or leaving dangerous bristles behind.

Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini bar inside its chest!

A heavy duty, cast iron fireback for a fireplace that not only protects the masonry of the firebox and helps reflect warmth back into the room, it also has a terrifying fire-breathing dragon imprinted onto the front of it.

My simple boring wastebasket here at Green Head HQ is a about to get replaced, because I have found its worthy successor. The Claremont Helmet - Lidded Bin is basically a knight's helmet from a suit of armor reworked into the ultimate medieval wastebasket. Simply lift up the visor and toss in your litter. I don't think this can ever be topped as far as cool wastebaskets go, this is really way up there.

A ferocious dragon-shaped sink faucet that breathes water instead of the usual fireballs.

These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!

No matter if you reside in a castle, a stately manor, a mansion, or just a typical abode, greet your guests at the door with this aged iron dragon bell.

This clear resin seat has the Three Lions Crest inlaid inside the lid and gold-tone fleur-de-lis encircles the seat. A truly regal seat fit for a King.

Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head. Take marketing department!