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Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

Are you the King of your castle? Leave the toilet seat down because your "Throne" room is about to go medieval. The cool new Gothic Commode Seat will let everyone know that it's good to be the King. It even features real chain mail embedded in the clear lucite seat. All you're missing now is a suit of armor toilet paper holder!

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